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| Ricky the rock in his normal attire. |
Once upon a time, in a land literally right next to you, nothing out of the ordinary happened. But in a place that doesn't actually exist, something awesome didn't actually happen, but I'm going to tell you a story anyway. This is the story of a young child and his childhood best friend: a rock. The young child's name was Jayzeus and he was a very happy child. The only problem with him is the fact that his happiness was directly related to the 'health' of his rock friend Ricky. Ricky had been there since Jayzeus' third birthday when the pilot's son Pontius, who lived next door, threw the then unnamed rock at Jayzeus because he was jealous of his wonderful party. Jayzeus grew closer and closer to Ricky throughout the years but no one seemed to understand him. All his life his parents, his therapists, his teachers, and his personal clowns all told him that he needed to set Ricky 'free' in an attempt to separate this unhealthy relationship. But Jayzeus stood firm and refused to part with his best friend. He argued that Ricky had thoughts and feelings and that he was a real man; of course that didn't help him at all. But Jayzeus had a plan.
To be continued....
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