Hello there reader! My name is Preston David Williams and I am 18 years old! I enjoy long walks on the beach, cuddling up by two ferocious bears and reading books. Some of my hobbies include punching through brick walls and running up the sides of buildings. I can run a 3 minute mile. In heels. I once pet a wild bear, she then invited me home for dinner; We had roast duck.
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This blog will be used for many things. First and foremost it is my new World Literature Blog. It will also be used to display my exploits of the world and the amazing things I have accomplished. I have, in fact, accomplished so much that there was an award winning novel written in my honor. It is now illegal in most countries. I am very modest. I once received a medal in honor of my modesty although, it was quickly taken away a few days later because I wore it. I argued my case that I was only wearing it in case I was to be shot. Because That small plate of metal would give me an unknown advantage to my shooter. They judging panel then gave me an award for my cunning use of undeserved medals.
Throughout my life I have seen many things. My favorite was a unicorn. It was pretty cool. maybe one day I'll tell you guys about that. But for now, It's nice to meet you, see you soon.
-Dr. P. Reston