The Meta-what-now? Part 3

The girl was cute and named Fiona. She and Jayzeus hooked up and got married. They lots'a kids. Then they all died in a plane crash. The end has occurred.

The Meta-what-now? Part 2

-Present Day-
Jayzeus is now 14 years old and his obsession with Ricky the rock being real has grown into a problem for his social life and his family's nerves are beginning to wear out.  Yet Jayzeus still stands firm, insisting that Ricky is, in fact, a real life human being stuck in the form of a rock.

One day, Jayzeus' friend Sasha came over to hang out.  Not many people wanted to hang out with Jayzeus but Sasha was a very nice girl and she thought that his "little rock friend" was cute.  Sasha had secretly had a crush on Jayzeus for a long time and she wanted to tell him that day, but something happened next that none of them ever saw coming.  Jayzeus came running, screaming into the house, rambling on and on about something happening in the back yard. The whole family ran outside to see a huge swirling octagon of mashed potatoes surrounding the now floating Ricky the rock  Suddenly, and quite violently, the entire process froze. Everything and everyone, except for Jayzeus, was frozen in time.  Shocked and bewildered by the recent twist, Jayzeus began to fumble around his yard looking at this newly time-stopped world.  Seemingly out of the blue, he was smacked in the back of the head with something warm and potatoey.  He turned to see a beautiful girl with a pink bow in her hair and covered in mashed potatoes.  The girl giggled as she threw more potatoes and Jayzeus joined in. Just then, the world began moving and time started once more. To be continued...

The Meta-what-now? Part 1

Ricky the rock in his normal attire.

Once upon a time, in a land literally right next to you, nothing out of the ordinary happened. But in a place that doesn't actually exist, something awesome didn't actually happen, but I'm going to tell you a story anyway.  This is the story of a young child and his childhood best friend: a rock.  The young child's name was Jayzeus and he was a very happy child. The only problem with him is the fact that his happiness was directly related to the 'health' of his rock friend Ricky.  Ricky had been there since Jayzeus' third birthday when the pilot's son Pontius, who lived next door, threw the then unnamed rock at Jayzeus because he was jealous of his wonderful party.  Jayzeus grew closer and closer to Ricky throughout the years but no one seemed to understand him. All his life his parents, his therapists, his teachers, and his personal clowns all told him that he needed to set Ricky 'free' in an attempt to separate this unhealthy relationship.  But Jayzeus stood firm and refused to part with his best friend. He argued that Ricky had thoughts and feelings and that he was a real man; of course that didn't help him at all.  But Jayzeus had a plan.

To be continued....