The NOSE by Preston Gogol Williams

I am so sick of this, this ludicrous existence! All I ever do is rest upon this man's face and this, this is the last straw.  I mean come on man, you haven't changed your pillow case in at least a week and just because you don't smell doesn't mean I don't! Could you at least sleep on your back?  You know what? I'm leaving. You're gonna miss me alright... You're gonna miss the smell of your morning coffee or the smell of spring or even the perfume of a lover, but you didn't think about hat did you?  No no no you should have thought about that one Mr. Collegiate Assessor! There is no need to drag me down in your boring repetitive life! I bet I could do much better than this on my own! I could be someone! A star? Maybe! The world is open to me once again! Goodbye dreary lonely existence, hello world, hello LIFE!