Dear Anonymous Fictional Woman,
Your grace is that of a graceful winged dolphin
Your elegant presence is enough for any man
Your eyes shine with the intensity of a thousand hot suns
Your body has the figure of a finely crafted hourglass
Your bosom brings forth a fountain of fertility
I long to know you the way a man knows his wife
I long to love you, and you I.
From your anonymoose lover,
Carl
Unintentionally you gave a very good description of this women and your intentions, anonymoose lover. Who are you? Don Juan?
ReplyDeleteIt was not unintentional. I merely took a humorous approach at expressing a man's very real feelings for this woman. If this were to be places in a realistic world, I think this man has probably known this woman for quite a long time and he is afraid of what she'll think. This way, if his feelings are returned, she'll read it like a real letter of love but, if she doesn't, she'll think of it merely as a playful joke.
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